I swear this isn’t as unhinged as it sounds. I (30M) was hooking up with my girlfriend (27F) the other night and, not to brag or anything, but she squirted. A lot. Like… laundry machine started shaking level of “a lot.” It got on me, the sheets, the mattress protector, her cat was concerned—you get the idea.

Next morning, we hop in the shower together. Nice little bonding moment, water’s running, and yeah—I peed. Not on her. Not near her. Just a quick, stealthy, drain-aimed release. A gentleman’s shower pee.

She hears it and immediately gets all weirded out. Says it’s “gross” and “unsanitary” and “I can’t believe you’d do that with me in here.” So I’m like, “Wait… this is where the line is? After you firehosed my torso like I was in a Gallagher show the night before?”

This pissed her off, but I argued back that (a) it’s literally sterile and going down the drain, (b) it saves water, and (c) SHE LITERALLY PEED ON ME LAST NIGHT AND WE CALLED IT HOT. I mean, maybe it’s not 100% pee, but it’s definitely like 40-60%, and that required changing all the bedding. My pee didn’t even touch her.

She said that was “different” and now she’s weirded out and says I have bad hygiene. I honestly don’t think I did anything wrong, but now I’m sleeping over a towel because the sheets are still in the wash.

AITA?