Okay, so the invite literally said “Join us for a magical swamp-themed evening!” I thought it was a fun fairy-tale vibe, so naturally, I went full Shrek — green body paint, fake ogre ears, vest, boots, accent and all. Turns out “swamp” was just a moody floral aesthetic and I was the only one who took it literally. Bride cried. Groom called me “an ogre of misinterpretation.” AITAH or did they just word that terribly