Hi everyone,

I’ve been dating this girl for almost a year now and I thought it would be a good time to explore my deep sexual fantasies with my partner. I’ve had a strong attraction to negro slaves ever since seeing Oprah urinate in the color purple. Well my black girlfriend wasn’t having it and refused to squat and piss while I stand watching with my bull whip clenched. She broke up with me and said I was a racist. Am I really the asshole here? How can I get my black girlfriend back?