I will try to make this as sweet and short as possible. 15 years ago, this guy who was 17 (I was 12) face slapped me fully in front of my friends and I never forgot it. He would did it out of nowhere. I then ended up changing school’s and never saw the guy again. He had a sister, that was my age. Long story short, years go by, I get the biggest glow up and hit the gym, and I see her on hinge, we matched, and we went out and we kinda clicked, it was her birthday, and we were drinking a lot, one thing led to another, and we ended up sleeping with each other. I will spare you the details, but one notable mention is that I cock slapped her many times. Felt real good about it too. Am I the asshole? Probably. But that karma was sweet. Lesson: people will always remember how you treat them.

• For the record, it was a one night stand, she told me she enjoyed it, and I enjoyed it too. I usually do this when I have sex, so the realization came after. Meaning I wasn’t thinking of revenge when it happened.*