So I’m driving thru an outside strip mall, going at a safe, turtle-pace speed, and I notice this young, blond, pregnant ho walking briskly out of a store, looking down at her cell and not paying attention where she’s walking.

I’m already up on this ho and about to pass her by and she suddenly stopped as I crawl pass her in my car, rolling at a very slow speed, then she finally looks up from her cellphone and yells out “stupid!”