Unfortunately, a coworker found my Reddit and contacted my sister (unfortunately she was already telling people that she thought that I stole her dog and the coworker, thought that the post sounded like me) who saw my other post and promptly told my husband what I had been doing. My husband thankfully doesn’t remember any of it because he was on Benadryl at the time. However, I fear with my sister might tell him about this post too. The police took her dog back, but she decided not to press any charges because I’m her sister. I’m sorry if my story was not up to your guises standards, but this is my first post on the Reddit site. I didn’t know how to do it. I dropped out of middle school to join the Amish community when I was 13 I never learned anything past the seventh grade level, so maybe some children’s writing classes would be amazing for me. Fortunately, my Amish family will never see these posts as they are not allowed access to the Internet! However, I hope that my husband does not divorce me and I hope that he gets better soon. I have decided to keep peeing on him, but for a longer amount of time so he stops choking and coughing as 1 commenter suggested. Thank you guys so much for all of your advice!