The title makes my bro look bad but trust me, he is far from an asshole. He absolutely slaves away at as a golf club manager and occasionally has just a handful of irregular days off a month. So I cannot blame him for the situation at all. However now I am employed at the local equivalent of Amazon and saw the jersey selling at an 80% discount on the app, with possible delivery to the pickup shop I work at. Would I be the villain if I grabbed it off there? Not that I would flaunt the purchase.

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