His text (we just got a security system that times us): Funny, it took you three minutes to put stuff in the recycling but it then took you only one minute to leave the house, go outside to take the stuff out and go back in.

I asked how doing garbage and recycling has cost my life over 11 years and his response below:

52 weeks times 11 is 572

My response below. AITA here?

Basically your calculation is identifying how much time I have lost in life