Oakland California. I was out and had to go to the bathroom. Decided to try Safeway. Went inside found the bathrooms in the back but they had keypads. Found a guy asked him the code but he didnt have it and said you gotta goto guest services. Went to guest services but nobody was there. Then went to a cashier who said I had to talk to the self checkout lady. Went to the self checkout lady who said she had to call it on the intercom and for me to go back to the bathroom. So I went back to the bathroom and luckily a guy just happened to exit the bathroom so I got in that way. While Im doing my business some old lady outside starts yelling EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM! I yell Im in here and she still keeps yelling. Ok Im in there wiping my ass and she keeps making a fuss and why doesnt she use the other bathroom theres two of them. When Im washing my hands some emmployee opens the door on me and hes like "Oh theres somebody in there. Im like whatever then I exit and the old ladys like "I crapped my pants!" Well, given how long it took me to figure out how to get in to the bathrooms I believed her because I nearly crapped my own pants, but really I figured its not my fault and I was pissed at her for trying to guilt trip me and so I told her "Maybe you should take responsibility for your own shit" and she gave me a dirty look then went in.