I got tired of people at work emailing me with the wrong name (it’s JACOB, not JAKE), so I decided to take a stand. I changed my email signature, desk plate, and Zoom name to “King Jacob of the Microwave Kingdom” and now only respond to people who address me as such. HR said I’m creating a “barrier to communication,” but honestly, morale has never been higher. AITAH or just enforcing royal standards?