Basically, I still have mild feelings for my ex (we broke up 7 months ago, but she still uses my HBO Max, so…). When I saw she had a date scheduled via her BeReal caption, I panicked. My genius plan? I dressed in a full traffic cone costume (orange with reflective strips, safety first), and stood perfectly still in front of her driveway like I was part of a construction zone. She called the cops. I got a fine for “obstructing a driveway with excessive weirdness.” AITAH or just romantically misunderstood?