My gf (65) of 3 years and I (18) are in an argument over what she did last night at my birthday party. I am a stinky gamer and have no friends, so she planned a party for me at Outback Steakhouse, so that I could have a blooming onion and prolong my inevitable suicide (it’s the one thing that keeps the thoughts out of my head). My family was invited along with my yorkipoo that we put a service dog vest on to bring him into restaurants and allergy centers. My girlfriend took a piece of my onion without asking, so I kindly asked her if she is fucking serious and if she is trying to piss me off, and she responded by murdering my entire family in front of me. When I left the restaurant pissed off and telling her we’re done, her friends and family started texting me, saying I was an asshole for ruining the party she planned. I’m confused and don’t know what I should feel right now.

AITAH?