I (m40s) was on my way home from war using bag and when I was almost there my stupid bil opened the bag so we saw this guy with fork (???m) stopped me because Ididnt killed his son and he killed my crew fast forward we land on island with this girl (???) Who turned my men into pigs! Then she took off her shirt spin cried. She let my men go. Then I want songs through hell. Fought fake water fish wife. But then we went through this cave and 6 of my men go eaten. Now my bil (30m) tried to commit mutiny . He knocked me out and then killed a special cow! Now this big beard stormy guy came and said. He's kill them or me! So they died and now I'm stuck on island with clingy girl. Am I the asshole for killing them?