My cat, Meatball, is very smart. Like, scarily smart. So I figured, “Why not teach him a skill?” I rigged a go-kart with paw pedals and started training him in the parking lot. After Meatball crashed into a bush and took out a neighbor’s lawn gnome collection, they called the cops. Apparently “reckless feline endangerment” isn’t a real crime, but I still got yelled at. AITAH or a pioneer in pet education