I m17 am a Lebanese Australian who enjoys 'El Jannah Punchbowl' Chicken shop, after schools typically on Fridays like to go get a feed (quarter chicken plate with garlic sauce, pickles and tabouleh) and I know the staff very well like my cousin Fattoush.

On this fine evening I was waiting in line when a bully m17 that I recognise from a rival postcode (2195) tried to 'roll' me for my position in line with his cute girlfriend f17.

He said "OI BRAH RUN US YOUR POSITION LAD"

I said "NO BRAH STAUNCH U LAD"

THEN I TOOK HIS GIRLFRIEND AND TOOK MY (quarter chicken plate with garlic sauce, pickles and tabouleh) AND LEFT