We have two corgis, one sleeps on the bed, our other is in a crate.

This morning at 4.40am, crate dog started making the throw up sound that dogs make. (Yeah that one you just made in your head, that sounds) Note- she is a teacher and complains about her students not listening

I wear a CPAP mask, didn't hear the noise as quickly as my wife, she tapped me a few times to stir me, and she was up and at his crate.

I said Just take the crate in the bathroom,( small crate, 1 yo corgi)

She let him out and tried calling him to the bathroom..... he didn't follow, he slow walked making the sound 5-7 more times then BLARRFFFFFUUUPP...

ON THE CARPET.

Like WTF ..

Me -why didn't you take the crate the three feet?

Her- I thought he would listen

One year old puppy, and wife's 49.