So the girlfriend (35F) and I (36M) have been together for about a year and a half and we've had a pretty healthy sex life 3-5 times a week no complaints there. But I've slowed down alot on giving oral main reason being she's never taken the baby batter in her mouth she'll suck on it for a minute or 2 and she's really good but never really gets me there doing oral and not because she's bad at it but because she doesn't want the "cock snot" in her mouth says the taste is fine (some times she'll swipe a finger across herself after we finish and and lick it witch is pretty hot) but its a texture thing and she doesn't want the explosion in her mouth I understand that not my thing either im with her there. But im dropping the boneless children off in her down stairs mix up almost daily and she doesn't shave but once every 6 weeks or so and I don't like the idea of recycling my brogurt or flossing my teeth and eating at the same time so am I the ass hole for suggesting she take one for the team (in her mouth) and shave or at least trim before i munch her muffin again i don't care if she spits or swallows I just want to actually unload on her tonsils and if im not satisfied with the oral im getting I don't feel like I should provide satisfaction with my mouth. Sex is great but it gets a bit mundane if there's no verriety and im just blasting every load the same way same place every time cuz she won't do any back door play either cuz I was cursed with a girth certificate and she couldnt shit right for weeks after the only time we tried it and I dont want to hurt her I just want to change it up every now and again. Hope people get a giggle reading and answer with some humor along with their opinions