I took a girl I haven’t seen in a year out of a date (the reason I haven’t seen her in a year is because she stopped texting me back) so asked last minute if she wanted to catch up and grab some food and go to a comedy show!

We ate, had some laughs and some drinks, next thing we know we’re back at my apartment and things start to heat up.

So here’s where it gets bad. We move things into the bath room and I’m ahem fingering her from behind doggy like really hard…

and then she shits in my hand…

I immediately freak out and say “you’re shitting!” and I immediately threw up in the toilet. After I threw up I cleaned my hand in the shower and gave her a towel and showed her in bathroom the mirror where some of it was, got the shower hot and gave her some space to clean up. I apologize immediately over and over again and close the door.

Then she comes out (didn’t shower) and starts yelling “where the fuck is my skirt?!” I give it to her and I’m just non verbal. She gathers herself and says “well I that’s never happened before and now you’re kicking me out!” I explained I wasn’t kicking her out but I was freaked the fuck out and she was yelling so I eluded to her to leave.

I barely know this person, I apologized, honestly if we’d been in a relationship it’d be a lot different. But am I the asshole? I think the answer is yes bc I didn’t console her.