I am sick and tired of Sparkling water, I visited this last week and they offered sparkling or tap and I asked for tap. Well they brought me Sparkling ok honest mistake. I did not drink it and asked for tap, well the server said “my apologies, I will correct it ok cool.” well he brought me sparkling in a glass.

Now I am infuriated, i ordered hot wings and i took a sip of my flat tap water and my mouth burned like a million hot needles just stabbed my mouth. Infuriated I take my meal to go and promise to never visit this restaurant again, well the next day I go to sprouts and see on discount liquid death the black can excited I buy 10 cans and realize its sparkling water when I open it and taste liquid static.

I get to thinking and I realize the server must have planted it and for the last 3 days i have been plotting on how I am going to get my revenge on this server who has been replacing normal water with bs liquid static.