So, I (41M) went on a first date with this amazing woman (34F) last night. We had a great dinner, laughed a lot, and everything was going smoothly. But then, on the way back to her place, nature called in a way I could not ignore. I had been holding this fart in since the appetizer, and by the time we got in my car, the pressure was immense. It was like my stomach was trying to communicate with her via sound effects.

Now, I’m sure you’re all thinking, “Dude, just hold it in until she leaves” but no. I had a brilliant idea "What if I let it go and then lock the windows to trap her in the smell?" Classic prankster move, right? I’m talking top-tier dad joke energy here. So I casually let one rip and locked the windows. I thought I was about to get the biggest laugh of my life.

She looked at me like I had just set off a nuclear bomb in her car. She asked, “Are you serious right now?” with the most disgusted look on her face, and I could barely hold it together. I was cracking up like a 12year old who just found out fart noises are funny, but she wasn’t having it.

She opened her window herself, like she was trying to escape a crime scene, and told me to unlock the windows. I still thought it was funny, but she wasn’t laughing. At all. In fact she didn’t even say goodbye when I dropped her off, just kind of escaped out of the car with a “Yeah, I don’t think we’re a match.”

So, am I the asshole here? Was I wrong to turn my car into a fart chamber just to entertain myself? Or was I just living out my true comedic genius in the moment?

AITA for farting on the first date and trapping her in the car with the stench like a villain in a comedy sketch?