Me (19 F) and my best friend, pookie wookie, wifey poo (19 F) have been best friends since 6th grade. I was with her through all her terrible, stinky, idiotic ex's. And yet when I get a boyfriend Caleb (21 M) she is all of the sudden making up these blasphemous lies about him. She told me he has unicorns on his boxers and spongebob on his sheets, which first of all how would she know? How would she know about his sheets and his boxers if i'd never told her?! Well, not only does she know about the pattern of his boxers and sheets, but also she has been telling me he's been flirting with her fish. Apparently he bought her fish this expensive tank and pricey food and tells her fish she has sexy fins. Well i don't believe her! My boyfriend is a god sent and would never flirt or hit on my friend or her fish! wait, did i mention, he supposedly commented on her flat butt. Which like yes she has one but still! He would never! he's amazing! Anyways, after this long fight she and i had about him, i binge ate dairy, i'm talkin ice cream, cheese, full glasses of milk (dairy is a comfort food to me(i'm lactose intolerant)) Well anyways, the next morning in class while she was in the restroom, i felt the dairy coming back up and she was out so i couldn't go so like i used her backpack...Which shouldn't have bothered her cuz she did it for legitimate revenge in 7th grade in science so whatever, anyways when she got back i admitted it to her and got her a new backpack later on that day but like she's still like really mad! i really like don't get it! (yes i am blonde if anyone was wondering, for whatever reason people always ask me that when i bring this up) Anyways, imma go out and watch caleb rehearse with his band in his mother's garage, AITAH?