I (71M) threw my son (3M) out of a high rise apartment window because he locked hog on illios when he clearly didnt know how to play him. I then in a calm and collected manner proceeded to chug 17 beers and thundercunt him out of our 27 up apartment window where he landed with a loud splatter.
My wife (12F) then proceeded to start bitching at me and getting on my case about brutally murdering our infant son over something "so minor".
So I threw her out the window too.
So reddit, AITAH?