They said to me, man, John, U put my wife away for nothing except exchanging sex for cash! I told him, look brother, U wanna use your body, you wanna woman to use her body, there has to be some love involved. So, I told him, She deserves to be in the slammer. He told me: Look here you FED. U wanna be a fed? U will be dead if u wanna be a fed around my family. I told him, okay. A hetros gotta do what a hetros gotta do. Then I went home and copulated with my non-hooker wife, something he could never imagine, clearly. So. The next day, I find out he hired a hitman to shoot me dead. It was a woman hitman. I quickly searched her up using facial recognition technology, and found out shes a famous hitperson going by the pseduonem bloodskin. She said: Listen son, I dont wanna do this. I said, What do U wanna do, my asshole? She said: No, I dont wanna hurt you, but I have to. I said, okay mother. She said, okay. Then I said, if U have to shoot, shoot, dont talk! Then, she shot me in the head. I woke up the next day in a doctors office. It was another girl. She called herself doc bitchell. As a joke, I guess. Theres no way someone could have the last name bitchell. Like Omg. So anyway, I basically just went back to my office after that, and life went on as normal.